Remember when Jon Stewart left his Daily Show post to shoot his first film in Jordan and your life wasn't the same, but you managed to survive (just barely)? Well, I'm going to need you to hold onto that perservering strength while you read this statement from Comedy Central:
Thank you Jon. pic.twitter.com/yPdxjnkuLw
— Comedy Central (@ComedyCentral) February 10, 2015
First Colbert leaves us and now Jon Stewart?! So much of America is going to have to seek therapy for these abandonment issues. I would write more, but I'm too busy crying.
Update: Watch Jon Stewart announce his departure: