6:50 a.m. Friday: Well, the results are in, and in the end Oakland A's fans could not out-tweet New York Mets partisans in the "Face of Major League Baseball" fan poll. Mets third baseman David Wright, who we concede has got a pretty good face, prevailed over A's second baseman Eric Sogard, the glasses-wearing avatar of Nerd Power at the Oakland Coliseum. Our analysts are still studying the final result, but we think that time zones played a part. The 23-hour vote-by-Twitter contest was split 50-50 most of Thursday, with Sogard taking a small lead in the late evening hours on the West Coast, when A's fans with nothing better to do continued to vote while Mets fans slumbered. Voting continued until 5 a.m. PST Friday, so we're guessing early-rising Mets fans caught A's fans napping. (And yes, of course, conspiracy theories have emerged to explain Wright's win.)
We believe on perfectly objective grounds that Sogard's visage still emanates an irresistible charm, a slightly goofy, enthusiastic, kidlike radiance undimmed by this setback.
7:45 a.m. Thursday Update: Yes, I am going to sit here with a straight face and tell you that this is news: Followers of the Oakland Athletics — a franchise known for its on-field overachievements, passionate fan base and tepid attendance — have made bespectacled infielder Eric Sogard, a certified non-celebrity, a finalist in "The Face of Major League Baseball" contest. Because Sogard wears glasses, A's fans have dubbed him a nerd and his home plate appearances are accompanied by the scoreboard legend "Nerd Power."
Sogard is in the finals against New York Mets third baseman David Wright. Fans vote by Twitter at the Face of MLB site linked above (or, look, here's another link!). If this is the sort of thing you're interested in, you have until 5 a.m. PST Friday to vote. Currently, the vote is a dead heat.
What's remarkable in the Sogard "Face of MLB" saga is that he has outpolled a series of much-better-known players — the Chicago Cubs' Anthony Rizzo, the Colorado Rockies' Troy Tulowitzki and the San Francisco Giants' Buster Posey — Buster Posey, for crying out loud — on his way to the finals.