I have respect for snacking at a formal ceremony, but maybe even more for 89-year-old James Ivory, who became the oldest Oscar winner ever with his screenplay award for Call Me By Your Name WHILE WEARING A DRESS SHIRT ADORNED WITH TIMOTHEE CHALAMET'S FACE!
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Timmy approves because he's a humble, gracious angel...
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...who for some reason lost Best Actor to the problematic (to say the least) Gary Oldman.
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To any Academy members who voted for Oldman:
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But let's forget about that injustice for now and think about something happy, like Jordan Peele winning for Get Out's original screenplay. This hug is what awwws are made of!
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Jordan can't believe his good fortune! And Nicole Kidman can't believe she has to walk with her arms out like this all night because of her weird dress.
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BREAKING: Almost everyone still wants to have sex with Christopher Plummer (Captain von Trapp, if you're nasty).
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BREAKING PT 2: Almost everyone still wants to be BFF with Tiffany Haddish.
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BREAKING PT 3: Almost everyone still wants Meryl Streep to be their mom.
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I love all of these people, too, Greta.
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Speaking of Miss Gerwig, she got a hilarious shout-out from Emma Stone.
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I don't remember who this guy is, but he won the award for Best Bed Head on Live TV.
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Ordinarily, people who win the highest honor in their field look happy. But Frances McDormand isn't ordinary. When she wins, she appears as though she is about to beat someone to a pulp, before thinking better of it.
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When she got in front of the mic, she did her best Jerri Blank impression.
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(For those of you who don't get that reference, here you go:)
The evening had a lot of references to last year's Steve Harvey-esque Best Picture screw-up.
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The cutest of which was Best Director winner Guillermo del Toro double-checking that he actually won.
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And while we're on the topic of The Shape of Water a.k.a. Grinding Nemo, the fish monster is already courting another human woman (although his hard-boiled egg breath doesn't seem to be helping).
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Oh, no. I just remembered Timothée lost to Gary Oldman of all people.
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I'm going to need a moment. See y'all next year!