And there’s a plague of weird verbalisms that make various tasks sound like battlegrounds: I’m “going in” with the ranch dressing. I’m “going in” with this concealer. I’m “frying off” the garlic. I’m gonna “hit it” with the salt!
Much has been made of social media speak for decades. This species is just so dumbly an attempt to make something truly boring sound viral worthy. It spread faster than a runaway money train.
Take a breath. We’ll look at you making potatoes. We promise.
Standalone ‘staches, wiggle away
The chevron. The Dali. The pencil. The walrus.
Since virus lockdowns offered men the time and space to curate their faces, mustaches all by their lonesome have been on the rise. Justin Bieber, Harry Styles, Pedro Pascal, The Weeknd and Jacob Elordi rocked their ‘staches sans beards on red carpets and social media, upping the nowness of it all.
As of September 2022, Gillette estimated that 12.5 million men in the U.S. had mustaches. That’s a 1.5% increase from March 2020. The shaving company launched a facial hair-grooming brand, King C. Gillette, to ride the wave.
Mustaches, with beards. Fine. Freestanding mustaches. Polarizing. Do we thank a contingent of ironical millennials looking to revisit the past for this, uh, trend? What about the unironical? Do we point to Miles Teller’s character in the 2022 film, Top Gun: Maverick?
Teller’s ‘stache was a nod to Anthony Edwards’ similar one in the original 1986 Top Gun. This is not 1986.
Have a nice day.
Dorm rooms on steroids
Fancy headboards. Custom-made cabinetry. An interior designer. Dorm room decor for some is way, WAY off the rails, leaving students who can’t afford to spend thousands in the dirt.
The cost of college — tuition, fees, room and board — nearly doubled between 1992 and 2022, rising from an inflation-adjusted average of $14,441 per year to $26,903 across all types of schools, according to the National Center for Education Statistics. Dorm costs saw a similar increase in the same time span, $3,824 to $7,097.
Hello haves and have-nots. We see you. And thank you TikTok for fueling the frenzy.